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Tuesday, 3 May 2005

Oh seda imelist maailma küll!

Päeva (või ei, pigem vist ikka nädala) nali on see, kuidas Wikipedias seletakse (Soome) sauna olemust. Küll see saunaskäimine on maailma arvates ikka üks kummaline asi peab mainima! Topeltkentsakaks muutub ta muidugi selliseid seletusi ja näpunäiteid lugedes: Taking a sauna is usually a social affair in which the participants disrobe and sit or recline in temperatures of over 80°C. Finer control over the temperature experienced can be achieved by choosing a higher level bench for those wishing a hotter experience or a lower level bench for a more moderate temperature. Vot siis nii peenelt saab öelda selle kohta, kui lihtsalt liiga palav hakkab ja lavalt alla ronid :D Social and mixed gender nudity with adults and children is quite common in the conventional sauna, with a strict prohibition of any form of sexual activity. In fact the sauna is considered not only a sex-free, but also almost a gender-free zone. It may also be noted that practicing sex in an environment where the temperature approaches 100 °C would be impractical at the least. Helppp!!! Ja nüüd muutuvad müstilised käitumisnormid saunavabale maailmale üldse seletamatuks: Sometimes men and women go to the sauna together, sometimes not. For a Finn the rules are instinctive but they are difficult to put into words. Depending on the size, composition, relationships, and the age structure of the group three basic patterns (kolm käitumismustrit saunas :D) can emerge: Everyone can go to sauna at the same time, men and women may take sauna separately, or each family can go to sauna separately. Mixed saunas with non-family members are most common with young people and are quite rare with older people and in more formal occasions. It's common for teenagers to stop going to sauna with their parents at some point (why on earth didn't they try to explain at which point exactly? It would have been pretty amusing to read I'm sure :p). Veel tuleks meeles pidada, et In Finland "sauna" means only a sauna, not a brothel, sex club, or such. Foreign visitors in Finland often get invited into the sauna. This may even happen after business negotiations and other such events. In these occasions it is possible to refuse, although it will not impress your Finnish hosts. Nii et ära vihasta oma äripartnereid! Ja kui oled juba südame rindu võtnud ja otsustanud järele vaadata, mida seal kuumas pärapõrgus siis tehakse, jääb üle anda viimane tilluke näpunäide: it is rare to use titles or other honorifics in the sauna. :D

Päeva sõna võiks olla midagi umbes sama jaburat ja müstilist: OHERDI ehk äraseletatult siis rinnaga puusse surutav lusikakujuline kahapuur suuremate aukude puurimiseks. No comments.

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