You just gotta love IMDb, I found out that I just finished watching a movie where, according to IMDb trivia the word "fuck" and its variants were used 278 times (38 times with the prefix "mother"). I sort of noticed, but didn't have time to count. It seems that someone did. The film was Jarhead by the way. I think I should watch something less stupid and less violent right now, something that is less full of blind American patriotism. I wouldn't recommend the film.
His blue eyes were mesmerising though.
Viimasel ajal kuuluvad vaadatud filmide hulka ka My Blueberry Nights, Cold Mountain, Elizabethtown, Jumper, Awake, Sweeney Todd, I'm Not There, October Sky, Proof, Donnie Darko, Bubble Boy, The Good Girl ja The Day After Tomorrow. Kui juba filmidest rääkida, siis I'm Not There kummitab mind ikka veel. Ja ma tõesti ei saanud miiiitte muffigi aru sellest filmist. Donnie Darko oli ülimalt nunnu, see õudne jänes vast ehk mitte, aga ma saan üldiselt aru küll, miks sellest kultusfilm on saanud. Bubble Boy oli lõpuni vaatamiseks liiga jabur, võib-olla kunagi hiljem. Elizabethtown oli väga halb film. Halb suure tähega. Jään endale kindlaks, et Orlando on kena ainult pikkade sirgete blondide juustega. Cold Mountainit olin ma juba varem näinud, ma arvasin, et ma olen seda varem näinud juba enne vaatama hakkamist, aga alles filmi jookul meenus mulle filmi lõpp ja fakt, et ma olin esmakordsel vaatamisel endale lubanud, et ma seda enam kunagi uuesti ei vaata. Murtud lubadus sedakorda. The Good Girl mulle ausalt ei meeldinud, lisaks kandsid nad seal täiesti elukoledaid riideid. The Day After Tomorrow oli väga ettearvatav ja oleks eriefektide poolest kindlasti olnud parem kinos kui DVD pealt, aga pole midagi teha, kui ma õigel ajal kinno ei jõudnud. My Blueberry Nights oli aeglane ja kohati veidi veniv ja enesestmõistetavalt näitas seal Jude Lawd liiga vähe. Jumper oli positiivne üllatus, kartsin, et see on lihtsalt üks järjekordne ulmekas, aga ei olnud. October Sky oli ülinunnu ja ülinaiivne ja kui nüüd natuke järele mõelda, siis mingis mõttes sarnane Proofiga - mõlemas matemaatika ja nunnud nohikud. Oh jah, ja ka The Day After Tomorrows oli ju matemaatikageeniuse teema sees. Läbivad teemad - matemaatika ja alliteratsioon - Bubble Boy, Donnie Darko, The Good Girl, Moonlight Mile. Midagi ka filoloogidele. Awake ei üllatanud eriti millegagi, aga samas ma ka ei kahetse, et selle ära vaatasin. Ja Sweeney Todd oli film, mida vaadates ma korduvalt käed näo ette panin ja seda ma tavaliselt ei tee. See ei olnud üldse realistlik, aga see oli lihtsalt nii vastik. Johnny oli muidugi tasemel.
The obsession continues.
Why don't I do the things I have to do?!? I hate it.
Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.
***
Catherine: It doesn't fit me.
[about the dress]
Hal: Sure it does.
Catherine: You can't prove it.
Hal: I can disprove the opposite.
***
J.D.: [showing the other students the museum] I couldn't let you guys leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum.
Sam Hall: [under his breath] Of course not, it's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals.
***
Homer: Man, we should be trying to get into that science fair instead of sitting around here like a bunch of hillbillies.
Roy Lee: Well, I got some real sad news for you Homer. We *are* a bunch of hillbillies.
***
[Ennis enters the grocery store where Alma works]
Ennis Del Mar: Hey, Monroe. Is Alma here?
Monroe: Uh, yeah, she's in the condiments aisle.
Ennis Del Mar: The what?
Monroe: Uh - ketchup.
[points]
Ennis Del Mar: Thanks.
***
Robert Graysmith: I just want to help.
Ken Narlow: What are you, some kind of boy scout?
Robert Graysmith: Eagle Scout, actually... First class.
***
Justine: Whatcha readin'?
Holden: Catcher in the Rye... I'm named after it.
Justine: What's your name?
[Holden stares at her blankly]
Justine: Catcher?
***
Catherine: She was born in Paris in 1776.
Hal: Then I definitely never met her.
***
Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.
***
Hal: You read a lot of maths.
Catherine: I read Cosmo. It is just a window dressing.
***
Paul Avery: Jesus Herald Christ on rubber crutches Bobby! What are you doing? You're doing that thing again. That thing we discussed... starts with an L...
Robert Graysmith: Oh looming.
***
Jack Hall: [on Sam failing calculus] I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.
Sam Hall: Do you wanna hear my side of it?
Jack Hall: Sam, how can there be two sides?
Sam Hall: Hey, look, I got every question right on the final and the only reason Mr. Spengler failed me was because I didn't write out the solutions.
Jack Hall: Why not?
Sam Hall: I do them in my head.
Jack Hall: Did you tell him that?
Sam Hall: I did. He said he didn't believe me. He said that if he couldn't do them in my head then I must be cheating.
Jack Hall: Well, that's ridiculous! How can he fail you for being smarter than he is?
Sam Hall: That's what I said.
Jack Hall: [smirks] You did? How'd he take it?
Sam Hall: He flunked me, remember?
***
Homer: No. Coal mining may be your life, but it's not mine. I'm never going down there again. I wanna go into space.
***
D.I. Fitch: [to a whole squad of Marines] You are no longer black, or brown, or yellow, or red! You are now green! You are light green! Or dark green! Do you understand?
All Marines: Sir, yes, sir!
D.I. Fitch: Swofford!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, yes, sir!
D.I. Fitch: You the maggot whose father served in Vietnam?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, yes, sir!
D.I. Fitch: Outstanding! Did he have the balls to die there?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, no, sir!
D.I. Fitch: Too f**king bad! He ever talk about it?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, only once, sir!
D.I. Fitch: Good! Then he wasn't lying!
***
Hal: Well, I'm gonna be late. Some friends of mine are in this band. They're playing in a bar on Diversey, way down the bill, they go on about 2 to 2:30. I said I'd be there.
Catherine: Great.
Hal: They're all in the math deparment, they're really good. They have this song called 'i', you'd like it. Like lower-cased i. They just stand there and don't play anything for three minutes.
Catherine: Imaginary number.
Hal: It's a math joke... You see why they're way down on the bill.
Catherine: That's a long way to drive to see some nerds in a band.
Hal: You know, I hate when people say that. It's not really that long of a drive.
Catherine: So, they are nerds.
Hal: Oh, they're raging geeks. But they're geeks who, you know, can dress themselves and hold down a job at a major university. Some of them have switched from glasses to contacts. They, uh, play sports, they play in a band, they get laid suprisingly often... So, it makes you kinda question the whole set of terms. Geek, nerd, wonk, dilbert, paste eater...
Catherine: You're in this band, aren't you.
Hal: Ok, yes. I play the drums. You wanna come? I never sing, I swear to God.
***
Ennis Del Mar: Jack fuckin' Twist.
***
D.I. Fitch: What the fuck are you even doing here?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir.
***
Robert Graysmith: It's ok... Avery has a gun.
***
Jack Twist: Friend, that's more words than you've spoke in the past two weeks.
Ennis Del Mar: Hell, that's the most I've spoke in a year.
***
Douglas Freeman: This is my first torture.
***
Robert Graysmith: I've been thinking...
Paul Avery: Oh God, save us all.
***
Holden: I'm staring to think... That you don't get me.
Justine: MAYBE I *don't* get you.
Holden: YOU DO. YOU DO GET ME, YOU JUST DON'T WANNA GET ME BECAUSE I AM TOO INTENSIFIED FOR YOU.
***
Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.
***
Jack Twist: Why is it always so friggin' cold? We oughta go south where it's warm, you know, we oughta go to Mexico!
Ennis Del Mar: Mexico? Hell Jack, you know me, about all the travelin' I ever done is round a coffee pot lookin' for the handle.
***
Donnie: My parents didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: What did you want?
Donnie: Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos?
Donnie: Regret.
***
Robert Graysmith: Does anybody ever call me names?
Paul Avery: You mean like 'retard'?
Robert Graysmith: Yeah.
Paul Avery: No.
***
Dr. Lilian Thurman: What did Roberta Sparrow say to you?
Donnie: She said, "Every living creature on earth dies alone."