Omegle randomness

Stranger: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

You: definitely

Stranger: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

You: no, it was the other way round

You: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Stranger: That's what I said! I fart in your general direction!

You: until your fart bounces back

Stranger: They ate Robin's minstrals, and there was much rejoicing.

You: until they all died of a rejoicing overdose

Stranger: It was just a flesh wound

You: that broke your heart apparently

Stranger: You, sir, are a funny person.

You: funny as weird?

Stranger: You combat all my Monty Python quotes, so yeah, it could be considered weird.

You: weird it is then, definitely

Stranger: Alright, I'll see you later.